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After hearing Rahul for 3 hrs in a rally, all the farmers collected 100 each and gave to Sonia Gandhi, saying "you should also be compensated, Fasal to aapki bhi kharab Hui hai"

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Some modification

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be Thankful to Bieber



This guy couldn't afford a car hence the below

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I wonder how he'd change gears in the first place! He'd need the left hand to press the clutch and shift the gear too! Haha! :what:

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Guys,

In the videogames industry, Companies are following an irritating policy of DRM (Digital Rights Management). Under this, they make sure games can not be pirated... They ensure that even after purchasing original game DVDs, you need to download a big update from internet, or install anti-privacy softwares...



Recently, GTA V for computers was launched, but it had a policy of downloading 5 GB of data from internet, before you can run the game.
This became a problem for many. In honor of those, I've created an anti-DRM edited image of GTA V.


The original game name was "Grand Theft Auto V".

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Did you notice where the exhaust is??

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I'm wondering where the rear brake is

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Engine braking??

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One of "The Avengers" initiative?? :



Cheers

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Hilarious Leave Letters ,

(murdering English language)

Infosys, Bangalore:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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Oracle, Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
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Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

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Height of mis-understanding

Boss married his own secretary expecting that she will follow his orders even after marriage.

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woah!! perfect for petroheads

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Seems legit

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A Man Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, decided to get into any job that can satisfy his food and daily needs.
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He visited a circus group and asked for a job.

But the owner said that there wasn't any job for his education level. Also he said that there is a

vacancy to act as a monkey and perform funny actions. The unemployed youth accepted the offer

since he can at least afford his daily food.
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So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the audience. One day while he was performing

the monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's ring.
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Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man

dressed up as a monkey.

The man himself was dreadful and feared for his life. He felt pity for himself as he going to be a

victim of unemployment.
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The lion came closer to him but didn't attack. He was surprised.

Then the Lion spoke,
-"ghabra mat!! main bhi M.TECH hu Saale.. "