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  • #5236
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Phone rings at night,

    Husband: If its for me, then say I am not a home

    Wife: He is at home, and disconnect the phone

    Husband: Are you mad, why did you say like that.

    Wife: SShhhh..that phone was for me.
    R15S - Current
    Honda Dio - Current
    TNT 600i - Sold
    Classic 500 - Sold
    Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
    Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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    • #5237
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...



      *slow claps*
      Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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      • #5238
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...
        New Brushed Titanium Theme For XBHP Forum (Full Dynamic Width With Depth Effects) For Your Chrome, Firefox & Opera.

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        • #5239
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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          • #5240
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by jRay View Post


            hi brother,

            You are absoleutly right. NINJA H2R will be a nice seat to cry upon. But someone told me that greed is a sin. So, I will not be greedy. I will be happy and content
            on a DUCATI 1299 panigale R or a BMW S1000RR.


            Cheers.......

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            • #5241
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              "The range of Wi-Fi is Limited

              But the

              The range of Wife~Eye is Unlimited"
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #5242
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/touring-queries-route-planning-itinerary/33587-endurance-ride.html

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                • #5243
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Friends, please avoid drinking Coffee, I have discovered that this seemingly harmless beverage can make people really aggressive.

                  Last night I had 8 pegs of whisky at the pub, while my wife had just two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how violent and angry she was when I got home.
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  • #5244
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    We conducted a poll asking people what their favorite filter was.

                    23% said Valencia
                    9% said X-Pro II
                    6% said Amaro
                    Hema Malini said Kent RO
                    Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                    • #5245
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Since the topic name is "hilarious quotes", here's one I found on this forum

                      Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
                      Pulsars are tuned for aggressive riding, while fz and r15 are like more matured uncle type relaxed bikes.if you want thrill, then get something else.
                      Ps-don't start a fan war, I'm a ex R15v2 owner

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                      • #5246
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Painting is the SECOND thing in the world that requires hand and imagination, Simultaneously.
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #5247
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
                          Anuj_Gupta : Pulsars are tuned for aggressive riding, while fz and r15 are like more matured uncle type relaxed bikes.if you want thrill, then get something else.
                          Ps-don't start a fan war, I'm a ex R15v2 owner
                          Since the topic name is "hilarious quotes", here's one I found on this forum
                          Yes, Royal Enfields are tuned for most powerful riding experience.
                          Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                          Painting is the SECOND thing in the world that requires hand and imagination, Simultaneously.
                          Just becoz some theory holds good in one's frame-of-reference, need not be universal.
                          Last edited by Freak inExile; 10-30-2015, 03:00 PM.
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                          • #5248
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            ^^ ignored
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            • #5249
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
                              Since the topic name is "hilarious quotes", here's one I found on this forum
                              See again. :-)
                              Attached Files

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                              • #5250
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Husband goes to nearby police station to file a complaint for his missing wife...
                                Inspector asks him few questions


                                Inspector: Whats her height
                                Husband: Average
                                Inspector: her color?
                                Husband: Brown I guess
                                Inspector: What was she wearing when she went shopping
                                Husband: Not sure
                                Inspector: Whats her dress color
                                Husband: some black blue like
                                Inspector: Hair color?
                                Husband: Never noticed


                                Inspector: What was she driving
                                Husband: A White Audi A8 with 5 spoke Momo wheels, 3 litre turbo charged petrol engine, that can deliver 550 bhp and 650 Nm of torque that can touch 100kmph under 4 seconds with a top speed of over 200kmph and he starts to cry


                                Inspector: Dont worry sir, We'll find yor car.

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                                Husband goes to nearby police station to file a complaint for his missing wife...
                                Inspector asks him few questions


                                Inspector: Whats her height
                                Husband: Average
                                Inspector: her color?
                                Husband: Brown I guess
                                Inspector: What was she wearing when she went shopping
                                Husband: Not sure
                                Inspector: Whats her dress color
                                Husband: some black blue like
                                Inspector: Hair color?
                                Husband: Never noticed


                                Inspector: What was she driving
                                Husband: A White Audi A8 with 5 spoke Momo wheels, 3 litre turbo charged petrol engine, that can deliver 550 bhp and 650 Nm of torque that can touch 100kmph under 4 seconds with a top speed of over 200kmph and he starts to cry


                                Inspector: Dont worry sir, We'll find your car.
                                R15S - Current
                                Honda Dio - Current
                                TNT 600i - Sold
                                Classic 500 - Sold
                                Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                                Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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