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Presenting Kick with a slice of Qtiaapa

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Back to the topic!!

WIFE : You have known me since before we got married. What changes do you see in me ?

HUBBY : Before we were married, you were a " Chic "

Wife : And now ?

Hubby : Chic chic, chic chic, chic chic!!

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Have you watched Salmans Blockbuster Kick?

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Wife wanted to go to her maika.

Husband 😈booked her tickets via Malaysian Airlines. 

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A man is intensively washing his jeans, mumbling: *** You cannot trust anyone these days! Not a single person! Even yourself... I was only trying to fart. ***

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Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me?So what did she say?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Of course you do.We say a prayer before eating at our house.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My wife says~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Perhaps repeated : woman without her man is nothingWoman, without her man, is nothing.Woman! Without her, man is nothing.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?What happened then?get out from under the bed and fight like a man~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WifeHusband: Wow, what did you ask for, darling?
Wife: I asked him to increase your brain power by ten times.
HusbandWife~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up.
After a few fails her husband tells "Darling, forget it, you won't succeed".
"Don't worry" replies his wife "in the beginning it was difficult with you as well".

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~spirit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Getting back to the language discussion...

I'd like to state here that...


... jus kiddin!

Here goes.











Cheerrio Brothas!

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SARDARS back again!!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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keep smiling!!

My hearty apology to any sardars in this group, but you must be used to it by now.

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No need to go to a doctor if any couple is exppecting read to know why
News reporting to the lowest possible level

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I'm sure 'Irony' hits us all in life...

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In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?

Dr: Well..we'd fill a bathtub with water & then give

a teaspoon,

a glass &

a bucket

to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub.

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger.

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"

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You also thought of the bucket, didn't you?? Please go to bed No. 40 ! 

Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!!

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I thought the quickest would be to do a Hyper Archimedes Splash... dunno if hospitals are even qualified/equipped for such mental patients as I



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I am single Again

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Cheers!!!

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Really? after that Indian yatra??