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Some guys ride bikes like they've left home saying "aaj main nahi, meri khabar aayegi."
Some guys ride bikes like they've left home saying "aaj main nahi, meri khabar aayegi."
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Visit Goa once in a winter.Originally posted by Cleaner View PostComment
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The guy is on his final question for 5crore on 'KBC', and has one lifeline left, 'Phone A Friend',
And the Question was...
"Which Bird does not make a nest?"
1: Sparrow
2: Swallow
3: Blackbird
4: Cuckoo
The guy is not sure, so he calls his girlfriend.
She answers, "Stupid, it's obviously a cuckoo, 100%" and the guy wins.
Later the guy calls his girlfriend, "how the hell did you know that, honey?"
I must say you've got more brains than I credit you for!"
And the sweet thing replies:
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"Well, u idiot, a cuckoo lives in a clock na!"
"The guy is still in coma"The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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I can only find foreign maal there, sadly, no desi stuff.Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
Back on topic, today since it was raining heavily, I had to pick up my wife from work. She works at a rural primary school about a mile away. I reached there early as I did not want to get drenched in the rain, so I sat there in the verandah watching the children recite "Jack and Jill went up the Hill", after that the headmaster with a hairstyle like Anton Chigurh starts teaching about wild animals of Africa. He says, rather screams at the top of his voice, "Do you know giraffe, the animal with black and white stripes all over the body, that kinda looks like a horse?" One of the student said. "Saar, isn't that a zebra?" The teacher replied in a deep voice,"Same thing." Damn! I could not stop laughing at that and all the students there stared at me like I'm the dancing monkey at Sunday bazaar.I am back!
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Most important safety feature according to mom.
P.S.: I did not mean to mock your religious beliefs. You know, I'm just like Daniel Plainview.I am back!
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Ek sher to banta hai
Ride safe and have fun.
Regards
NadeemComment
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Modi PM candidate hai to BJP pure desh ko muft chai pila rahi hai..
Kaash Vijay Malya PM candidate hote..
"Agli baar.. Malya sarkaar"
Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"Comment
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One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".
"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."#
The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"
Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERSComment
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True
Ride safe and have fun.
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A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!
Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly, having a KILLER INSTINCT !!! So do you think you are eligible?"
Man, "No Sir, but........ can my Wife apply....?"Comment
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Ohhhhkkkkk so 8 ppl out here who liked this jokeOriginally posted by sumitro_d View Post best of luck to those 8.
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Kudos to you for having a boring spouse!Originally posted by sumitro_d View PostOhhhhkkkkk so 8 ppl out here who liked this joke best of luck to those 8.There is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
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Originally posted by sumitro_d View PostOhhhhkkkkk so 8 ppl out here who liked this joke best of luck to those 8.
Bhai single hai hum khush rehnedo
Baad mein yahi halat hogi
Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"Comment
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I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it
easy return policy
I am back!
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