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  • #4351
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

    Our local band
    The AAM AADMI BAND(Jhadoo)
    haha

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    • #4352
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by neil9381 View Post
      The AAM AADMI BAND(Jhadoo)
      haha
      Look, there are 5 members, as predicted by exit polls.
      Edit
      Abki baar, ho gayi Modi sarkar. .
      Congratulations on new pm, let's hope India rises and rises, modi ji pls abolish import duty taxes on sbks,
      The day I don't ride, I just breathe..
      sent while playing with a 10 sec bike.
      Last edited by Anuj_Gupta; 05-16-2014, 10:45 AM.

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      • #4353
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        Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
        Ohhhhkkkkk so 8 ppl out here who liked this joke best of luck to those 8.
        Bhai i am single and very far (atleast 4 years) to mingle. So nothing to worry.
        Photo of my joy- http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/854067-post963.html-3.88 lac km cont....Ownership review of my joy- http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/832255-post608.html- slowly updating as and when getting time. HERO HONDA CBZ EXTREME(2011) - 47K KM AND COUNTINGhttp://www.xbhp.com/talkies/motorcyc...tml#post904152-carb tuning guide

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        • #4354
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          Dear Married Men, Modi ki sarkar aaye ya kisi aur ki, ghar main aapki biwi ki hi sarkar rahegi jismein aap Manmohan Singh ka role nibhayenge

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          • #4355
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Three friends die and go to heaven. The first friend gets handcuffed to the ugliest girl in heaven.
            "Why ?" he asks.
            St. Paul replies, "You killed a bird with a stone when you were nine."
            The same happens to the second friend and again for the same reason. The third friend laughes at his friends and
            says: "Thank God I didn't do anything like that." He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in the heaven. The other
            two asks "Why? "
            St. Paul replies, "When she was nine she killed a bird with stone."

            ************************************************** ***********************************************

            On an airplane stewardess was talking to an elderly couple. Learning that it was couple's 50'th wedding anniversary,
            the stewardess congratulated them and asked how they had done it.
            "It all felt like five minutes ....." the gentleman said slowly.
            The stewardess began to remark on what a sweet statement that was when he finished his sentence with a word that
            earned him a sharp smack on the head, " ..... underwater."
            A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

            Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
            My Ride To Sunderbans -             Hemnagar & Samsernagar
            Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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            • #4356
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              This is not hilarious.....But dunno where to post this.

              Amazing Riding skills Must watch
              Facebook में लॉग इन करें
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              अपने दोस्तों, परिवार और परिचित लोगों से शेयर करना और कनेक्ट करना शुरू करने के लिए Facebook में लॉग इन करें.
              Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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              • #4357
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                Modi to nitish- How many seats you got? nitish- 2 seats.
                modi- I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one
                from varanasi. What are you going to do next? nitish-
                Resign as CM of my state. modi-Me too. Lol.... nitish-
                phone rakh tu saale..

                Did I ever told you what the definition of INSANITY is..?
                Insanity is doing the exact.....same f##kng thing.....over and over again,expecting...sh#t to change.
                Which turtle are you..?

                Sent while Riding a 10sec bike.
                Last edited by Anuj_Gupta; 05-21-2014, 09:20 PM.

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                • #4358
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Aache din aa rahe hain...
                  Today I saw a girl on a scooty...
                  She gave left indicator and she actually turned left...
                  Unbelievble.. ??
                  Am still in shock..
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                  • #4359
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
                    Aache din aa rahe hain...
                    Today I saw a girl on a scooty...
                    She gave left indicator and she actually turned left...
                    Unbelievble.. ??
                    Am still in shock..
                    Did you make sure that the rider was a she?
                    There is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
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                    • #4360
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by SparKot View Post
                      Did you make sure that the rider was a she?
                      Oh yes, her dupatta was sweeping the roads.
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                      • #4361
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        I am back!

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                        • #4362
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          check this out

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                          • #4363
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
                            Aache din aa rahe hain...
                            Today I saw a girl on a scooty...
                            She gave left indicator and she actually turned left...
                            Unbelievble.. ??
                            Am still in shock..

                            she must be drunk or high on something. this ain't expected behaviour....
                            you sure you saw what you wrote...
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                            toofan ke aane se pehle wali shaanti hai yeh...
                            "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

                            RE Bullet 1977 - Current
                            RX-100 1995 - Current
                            CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
                            Activa 2004 - Current
                            CBR 250R 2012 - Current
                            Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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                            • #4364
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                              Originally posted by theironhorse99 View Post
                              you sure you saw what you wrote...
                              I didn't land in hospital, so yeah I'm sure.
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                              • #4365
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
                                I didn't land in hospital, so yeah I'm sure.
                                i admit.. i have to agree on what you said now...
                                "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

                                RE Bullet 1977 - Current
                                RX-100 1995 - Current
                                CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
                                Activa 2004 - Current
                                CBR 250R 2012 - Current
                                Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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