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**manas34** · 04-30-2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by sbhas2k View Post

Object Oriented Thinking

A boy tries to look inside a girls shirt in a class
Girl: It is Bad Manners!
Boy: No!! It is not
Girl: Why???
Boy: "Members of the same class can access private Data"

Dedicated to programmers

In oops friend function can also access private data

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**shv18** · 05-01-2014, 12:45 AM

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Trust me "I am an engineer"??

NOTE:The video may contain some swearing and profanities. If the moderators feel that it is not appropriate please delete this post.

Cheers,

**devils_friend** · 05-01-2014, 12:57 AM

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Fresh stock of Rajni jokes are here:

Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...!

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second...

Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as
"Statue of Liberty"

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match.

Why did british leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity - "Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET..."

**chaosaddict** · 05-03-2014, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by krishnashk

My ride @ooty

Showcase your ride here! - xBhp.com : The Global Indian Biking Community

http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/general-biking-discussion/26464-showcase-your-ride-here-30.html?

a place to show your photography talent or to find lots n lots of biking pictures.

**krishna77** · 05-04-2014, 10:43 AM

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The bride-to-be upon her engagement told her mother, 'I've found a man just like father."
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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After the wedding, the bride told her groom, "Now that we are married, I want you to fire your secretary."
"But honey, you used to be a secretary yourself," replied the groom. "Yes," she said, "and that's why I want you
to fire her."

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"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," replied his patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

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A man asks his father, "Father, I've heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't get to know his wife until they marry!"
Father replies, "That happens in every country my son!"

**Cleaner** · 05-04-2014, 09:34 PM

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MHP Books | Independent publisher located in Brooklyn

http://www.mhpbooks.com/she-put-her-anus-around-his-neck-when-book-scanners-go-wrong/

Melville House is an independent publisher with offices in Brooklyn and London.

**Cleaner** · 05-05-2014, 01:58 PM

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Our local band

**krishna77** · 05-05-2014, 02:18 PM

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@ Cleaner - So cute! The stage will surely get bigger for them!

**Cleaner** · 05-06-2014, 12:32 AM

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NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/Qw2NNqR.jpg
Warning! The link contains picture of females wearing skimpy outfit, click at your own risk.

**devils_friend** · 05-06-2014, 01:51 PM

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I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'. Mere toh khushi se aansu nikal aaye.

**krishna77** · 05-06-2014, 10:01 PM

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Owner: I can give you this job of gathering oranges in my orchard if you assure me that you won't take any.
Applicant: You can trust me. I was the manager of a bathhouse for and I never took a bath!

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Outside a muffler shop :
"No appointment needed. We hear you coming."
Outside a hotel :
"Help ! We need inn-experienced people."
On a desk of a reception room :
"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one has only just left."
At the electric company :
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However if you don't, you will be."
In a resturant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry ! Come on in and get fed up !"
In the frontyard of a funeral home :
"Drive carefully ! We'll wait."
In a counselor's office :
"Growing old is mandetory, growing wise is optional."

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One day a teacher as giving a lecture on philosophy, and had the class enthralled. It was a brilliant lecture. Suddenly, over his head a bright light flashed
and an angel came down and approached the teacher. She said, "You're doing such a good job teaching this class, I've decided to give you one wish. You
can have infinite money, infinite wisdom or infinite knowledge."
Thinking for a moment, he humbly asked for infinite wisdom. She tapped him ith a magic stick and disappeared in a flash. The class came forward to hear
the first words from a man with infinite wisdom. He said, "It would have been wiser to take the money...".

**nadz11.ns** · 05-07-2014, 12:05 AM

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The all new Avengers

**sumitro_d** · 05-07-2014, 10:51 AM

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60 Dishes to try in Delhi

1. Chole bhature at Om bhature wala, karol bagh
2. Fish Fry at Ganesh, Karol Bagh ( Gurudwara Chowk)
3. Steam Chicken/Fish at Fiery Grills ( D mall, Pitampura)
4. Aloo Tikki at Natraj Cafe, Chandni Chowk
5. Papri Chaat outside UPSC Building, Shahjahan Road
6. Kakori Kebabs at Aap Ki Khatir, Khan Market
7. Cream Chicken Kebabs at Salim's, Khan Market
8. Chicken Tikka Rolls at Khan Chacha, Khan Market
9. Chicken Changezi at Chicken Planet, Tyre Market, Near Filmistan
10.. Punjabi Paranthe at Jurasik Park ( Murthal,Sonepat)
11. Chhole Bhature at Odeon Sweets, Bhagat Singh Marg, Gole Market
12. Mutton Dish at Ashok Meat Dhaba, Shop No. 42, Subhash Chowk, Sadar Bazar
13. CP Chicken Pepper Steak at United Coffee House, E- Block, Inner Circle
14. Dal Meat at Embassy, D- Block, Inner Circle
15. Tomato Fish at Kwality, Regal Building
16. Kachori aloo Sabzi at Nagpal's, Amar Colony, lajpat nagar
17. Set Dosa at Sagar, Defence Colony Market
18. Bombay Duck at Swagath, Defence Colony Market
19. Rice with Gunpowder & Ghee, Andhra Bhawan
20. Bisi Bele Bhath, Karnataka Food Centre, Karnataka Sangha, Rao Tula Ram Marg
21. Chicken Pakodas at Moti Mahal Delux, Greater Kailash- I, M- Block Market
22. Butter Chicken at Havemore, Pandara Road Market
23. Kashmiri Kebabs at Gulati, Pandara Road Market
24. Dab Chingri at Fire, The Park, CP
25. Gushtaba at Chor Bizarre, Hotel Broadway, Asaf Ali Road
26. Chicken Haldighati at Colonel's Kebabs, Defence Colony Market
27. Mutton Stew at Karim's, Jama Masjid
28. Veggie Cutlets at Coffee Home, Baba Kharak Singh Marg
29. Pakistani Biryani at DeeZ Biryani Kababs
30. Mutton Mince at St Stephen's, Delhi University
31. Kosha Mansho at Oh Calcutta, Nehru Place
32. Mutton Barra at Bukhara, ITC Maurya, Diplomatic Enclave
33. Pizzas at Flavors, Under Moolchand Flyover
34. Khao Suey at The Kitchen, Khan Market
35. Patrani Mekong Basa, Indian Accent ( The Manor, Friends Colony West)
36. Black Cod with Miso at 360 Degrees, The Oberoi
37. Stalin's Beard at Nanking, Vasant Kunj ( opp. DPS Vasant Kunj)
38. Peking Duck at China Kitchen, Hyatt Regency
39. Hunanese Braised Prawns at The Chinese, Middle Circle, CP
40. Green Tea Noodles at The Monk, Galaxy Hotel, Sec. 15, Gurgaon
41. Dim Sum at Tea House of the August Moon, Taj Palace
42. Kadha Prasad at Gurudwara Bangla Sahib
43. Badam Halwa at Saravana Bhawan, Janpath, CP
44. Kancha Golla at Annapurna Mishtanna Bhandar, Chandni Chowk
45. Saffron Lassi at Kaleva, Bangla Sahib Road, Gole Market
46. Chocolate Pudding at Angels in My Kitchen, Defence Colony
47. Jalebis at Old & Famous Jalebiwala, Dariba, Chandni Chowk
48. Karachi Halwa at Chaina Ram, Next to Fatehpuri Masjid
49. Hot Butter Scotch at Nirula's
50. Neembu Soda and Pan at Prince Pan, Greater Kailash- I, M- Block Market
51. Chocolate pan CP, opp PVR
52. Peeli Dal at Shakahari, Chawri Bazar
53. Special butter chicken at Minar, M block market. Greater Kailash-1
54. Dal Bukhara at Hotel Ashok
55. Mutton Rista at, Ahdu's , masjid moth, south Delhi
56. Tom uncles Maggie at Delhi University, north campus.
57. Ice pan, Outside Plaza cinema, CP
58, Bitoo Mutton Chap taka kak, outside KFC, Central market, lajpat Nagar.
59. Special aloo Paratha at Sona Sweets, Nehru place.
60. Tandoori soya chap at Beliram Degchiwala at Lajpat nagar 

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**itsmevini123** · 05-07-2014, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post

60 Dishes to try in Delhi

1. Chole bhature at Om bhature wala, karol bagh
2. Fish Fry at Ganesh, Karol Bagh ( Gurudwara Chowk)
3. Steam Chicken/Fish at Fiery Grills ( D mall, Pitampura)
4. Aloo Tikki at Natraj Cafe, Chandni Chowk
5. Papri Chaat outside UPSC Building, Shahjahan Road
6. Kakori Kebabs at Aap Ki Khatir, Khan Market
7. Cream Chicken Kebabs at Salim's, Khan Market
8. Chicken Tikka Rolls at Khan Chacha, Khan Market
9. Chicken Changezi at Chicken Planet, Tyre Market, Near Filmistan
10.. Punjabi Paranthe at Jurasik Park ( Murthal,Sonepat)
11. Chhole Bhature at Odeon Sweets, Bhagat Singh Marg, Gole Market
12. Mutton Dish at Ashok Meat Dhaba, Shop No. 42, Subhash Chowk, Sadar Bazar
13. CP Chicken Pepper Steak at United Coffee House, E- Block, Inner Circle
14. Dal Meat at Embassy, D- Block, Inner Circle
15. Tomato Fish at Kwality, Regal Building
16. Kachori aloo Sabzi at Nagpal's, Amar Colony, lajpat nagar
17. Set Dosa at Sagar, Defence Colony Market
18. Bombay Duck at Swagath, Defence Colony Market
19. Rice with Gunpowder & Ghee, Andhra Bhawan
20. Bisi Bele Bhath, Karnataka Food Centre, Karnataka Sangha, Rao Tula Ram Marg
21. Chicken Pakodas at Moti Mahal Delux, Greater Kailash- I, M- Block Market
22. Butter Chicken at Havemore, Pandara Road Market
23. Kashmiri Kebabs at Gulati, Pandara Road Market
24. Dab Chingri at Fire, The Park, CP
25. Gushtaba at Chor Bizarre, Hotel Broadway, Asaf Ali Road
26. Chicken Haldighati at Colonel's Kebabs, Defence Colony Market
27. Mutton Stew at Karim's, Jama Masjid
28. Veggie Cutlets at Coffee Home, Baba Kharak Singh Marg
29. Pakistani Biryani at DeeZ Biryani Kababs
30. Mutton Mince at St Stephen's, Delhi University
31. Kosha Mansho at Oh Calcutta, Nehru Place
32. Mutton Barra at Bukhara, ITC Maurya, Diplomatic Enclave
33. Pizzas at Flavors, Under Moolchand Flyover
34. Khao Suey at The Kitchen, Khan Market
35. Patrani Mekong Basa, Indian Accent ( The Manor, Friends Colony West)
36. Black Cod with Miso at 360 Degrees, The Oberoi
37. Stalin's Beard at Nanking, Vasant Kunj ( opp. DPS Vasant Kunj)
38. Peking Duck at China Kitchen, Hyatt Regency
39. Hunanese Braised Prawns at The Chinese, Middle Circle, CP
40. Green Tea Noodles at The Monk, Galaxy Hotel, Sec. 15, Gurgaon
41. Dim Sum at Tea House of the August Moon, Taj Palace
42. Kadha Prasad at Gurudwara Bangla Sahib
43. Badam Halwa at Saravana Bhawan, Janpath, CP
44. Kancha Golla at Annapurna Mishtanna Bhandar, Chandni Chowk
45. Saffron Lassi at Kaleva, Bangla Sahib Road, Gole Market
46. Chocolate Pudding at Angels in My Kitchen, Defence Colony
47. Jalebis at Old & Famous Jalebiwala, Dariba, Chandni Chowk
48. Karachi Halwa at Chaina Ram, Next to Fatehpuri Masjid
49. Hot Butter Scotch at Nirula's
50. Neembu Soda and Pan at Prince Pan, Greater Kailash- I, M- Block Market
51. Chocolate pan CP, opp PVR
52. Peeli Dal at Shakahari, Chawri Bazar
53. Special butter chicken at Minar, M block market. Greater Kailash-1
54. Dal Bukhara at Hotel Ashok
55. Mutton Rista at, Ahdu's , masjid moth, south Delhi
56. Tom uncles Maggie at Delhi University, north campus.
57. Ice pan, Outside Plaza cinema, CP
58, Bitoo Mutton Chap taka kak, outside KFC, Central market, lajpat Nagar.
59. Special aloo Paratha at Sona Sweets, Nehru place.
60. Tandoori soya chap at Beliram Degchiwala at Lajpat nagar 

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Even I don't know those all places, I born & brought in Delhi.

But whats funny in that, its a delicious post.....

**sumitro_d** · 05-07-2014, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by itsmevini123 View Post

Even I don't know those all places, I born & brought in Delhi.

But whats funny in that, its a delicious post.....

fun part is for me want to see how many Delhiets start to score perfect 60.

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