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    "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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      This thread is , NOT meant for conversations , and posts with vulgar content. If members do not abide by it , the posts will be deleted ,and if it continues, thread will be closed permanently.
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        I am back!

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          Well, those guys at NYC DMV seem to have a very sick sense of humor
          I am back!

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            Arun : "I see your son comes to your workplace everyday."
            Barun : "Yes. But I am not happy. He is attracted to one of my models."
            Arun : "He's a young man. What's wrong with him falling for a model ?"
            Barun : "What's wrong ? I do man's clothing !"


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            An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's Cricket Ground. "How's it
            going?" he asked.
            "Fine," came the answer, "We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
            A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

            Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
            My Ride To Sunderbans -
            Hemnagar & Samsernagar
            Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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              Heights....Lol

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                The following set of pics made my day

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                Young riders pick a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go !
                My best trip till date:http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...uke-390-a.html

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                  ^^ cuteness overloaded. Loved it!!

                  Cheerz!!
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    Some pics..

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                    Last edited by psr; 04-23-2014, 11:59 AM. Reason: edited the inappropriate content..
                    The way you ride is the way you are..

                    My Harley baraat!! |
                    Ooty through a bike's perspective | KTM Duke 200 : A 20000 km experience

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                      Peter : I won second prize in a singing contest once.
                      Harris: Really? How many people were there in the contest?
                      Peter : Two!
                      Harris: What did the winner sing?
                      Peter : Nothing! They just heard me sing, and then they awarded him first prize!

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                      One day a woman had a heart attack. When she was on the operating table, she had a near death experience. She saw god and asked , "Is this it?"
                      God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
                      Upon recovery, she decided to have collagen shots, cheek implants, face lifts and liposuction. She even got her hair dyed. She figured since she had
                      another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. But as she walked out of the hospital after the last operation was over, she was killed
                      by a speeding ambulance.
                      She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I still had another 30 to 40 years to live?"
                      God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
                      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                      Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                      My Ride To Sunderbans -
                      Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                      Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                        Husband sent a text to his wife at night,"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

                        He sent another text,"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

                        She texted back, "OMG really?"

                        Husband replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" 

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                        Kangana hit the ball
                        Kangana took a single
                        Kangana did not reach the crease
                        Kangana Ranaut.
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                        The way you ride is the way you are..

                        My Harley baraat!! |
                        Ooty through a bike's perspective | KTM Duke 200 : A 20000 km experience

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                          Every damn morning

                          Ride safe and have fun.
                          Regards
                          Nadeem

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                            Now that is some real genuine, oh sorry "Jainuine" marble


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                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              Hrithik buys bulb
                              Hrithik puts bulb in socket
                              Hrithik switches bulb on
                              Hrithik Roshan



                              Sameera went to a parlor
                              Sameera did her hair
                              Sameera did her makeup
                              Sameera Reddy



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                              Last edited by Deathmate.Zed; 04-23-2014, 11:12 PM.
                              The way you ride is the way you are..

                              My Harley baraat!! |
                              Ooty through a bike's perspective | KTM Duke 200 : A 20000 km experience

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                                I am back!

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