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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.
Arun : "I see your son comes to your workplace everyday."
Barun : "Yes. But I am not happy. He is attracted to one of my models."
Arun : "He's a young man. What's wrong with him falling for a model ?"
Barun : "What's wrong ? I do man's clothing !"
An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's Cricket Ground. "How's it
going?" he asked.
"Fine," came the answer, "We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
Peter : I won second prize in a singing contest once.
Harris: Really? How many people were there in the contest?
Peter : Two!
Harris: What did the winner sing?
Peter : Nothing! They just heard me sing, and then they awarded him first prize!
One day a woman had a heart attack. When she was on the operating table, she had a near death experience. She saw god and asked , "Is this it?"
God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
Upon recovery, she decided to have collagen shots, cheek implants, face lifts and liposuction. She even got her hair dyed. She figured since she had
another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. But as she walked out of the hospital after the last operation was over, she was killed
by a speeding ambulance.
She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I still had another 30 to 40 years to live?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She texted back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"
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Kangana hit the ball
Kangana took a single
Kangana did not reach the crease
Kangana Ranaut.
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