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In class the professor said, "the first person to answer my question will go home early"
Santa threw his bag outside.
Teacher asked: "whose bag is that" ???
Santa answered: its mine, bye bye.The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Say style quotient!Attached FilesA bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
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Santa : Yaar Banta i am stuck in a weird situation.
Banta: Why? What happened?
Santa: I cannot tolerate wife's makeup expenses and cannot tolerate wife without makeup.The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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An old man was going on losing his libido so he went to the hospital and explained his problem to a doctor there. The doctor advised him to take a sperm count test, gave him a bottle and asked him to fill it up. The old man replied that it would be very hard for him to make it here and asked him for a time of a week. After a week later, the old man returned to the doctor and said "I went home and tried with my left hand and I can't, so I tried with my right yet it can't and then with both of them, still I was not able to do it. So I called my wife and asked her for a hand, she also tried whatever she could but we were unable to do it. And then there was this hot young girl next door, we explained our problem to her, fortunately she also agreed to help me so she tried with her left hand, then right, then with both of them and she also went to the extent of using her mouth but no matter how hard she tried she was unable to open this bottle's lid. So can you please open it up for me????"Comment
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This is a man who loves his Brazilian cuisine.
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Finland has launched > Finland's new postage stamps feature homoerotic bondage art to be licked and bound to freshly stuffed envelopes.
If someone mails these to India, imagine the havoc at Indian post office.Last edited by lockhrt999; 04-17-2014, 01:57 AM. Reason: Double post. Like my post or be cursed with double posting.Comment
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An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Engineer:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Engineer asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER Doctor : I've lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Engineers...
The way you ride is the way you are..
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This ISP made a video to teach how to setup a wi-fi router,
Kaip isijungti BELAIDI interneta ZEBRA - YouTube
Watch it carefully, around 1:18 you'll find something great
This is what comes up, Phil Collins and porn, looks like that PC belongs to Patrick Bateman
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Looks like someone is having a runny nose.Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
A marathon running nose perhaps. Beware as the 'Finish line' is still unknown.
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I am back!
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Striking symmetry gives it away; photo is edited, odd right side strip.I didn't get the humor here...Originally posted by lockhrt999 View PostThere is no honest path to prosperity - KoKa
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You're right. I didn't notice.Originally posted by SparKot View Post
Apparently lot of people didn't get the humor.
Brazilian: definition of Brazilian in Oxford dictionary (British & World English)Comment
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/B2Smwed.jpg[img]
Well, the definition of Brazilian on the website you linked is not correct, that's the definition of landing strip.
Sphynx (cat) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I'd like to have one but they are not very common in India
EDIT: The picture looked familiar, so after defogging my memory, I remembered seeing it in Reddit. Below is the original picture
The picture posted here earlier was mirrored in Photoshop, hence those weird looking legs.Last edited by Cleaner; 04-19-2014, 03:10 AM.I am back!
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Doctor : Your Liver is swollen
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more Vodka ?The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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