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**Midhun.akd** · 07-02-2014, 03:24 PM

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**Vykier** · 07-02-2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post

You might wanna post a shot here too - 22 Children’s Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes | Bored Panda
Extra Funny; some of'em!

Account !!! *Still laughing...*

**Midhun.akd** · 07-02-2014, 07:17 PM

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hehehehehe

**Ankey** · 07-03-2014, 12:22 PM

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Easy definitions for some complex terms:

SOCIALISM:

You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:

You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRAT ISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead all of a sudden.

FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION :

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count
them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you
have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You have 3000 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high productivity, and arrest the newsman who
reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. Both are mad.

**Midhun.akd** · 07-03-2014, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Cleaner

@midhun.adk Is that a Star City?

yes.. tvs duke

**sumitro_d** · 07-03-2014, 02:24 PM

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Classic!
A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of ***** is 7,
3+6 the son of ***** is 9
His mother heared this & asked "what r u doing?"
Boy, "doing my maths' homework".
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?

Boy: "Yes"

Infurriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of ***** is 4?

Teachr started laughing & answerd: "what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4.... .
.
Moral: aur padhao punjabi bachyan nu English Medium..

**itsmevini123** · 07-04-2014, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Cleaner

The Ultimate Facts :-
Men:-
1. All men are extremely busy..!!
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women..!!
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them..!!
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around..!!
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others..!!
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them..!!
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others..!!
Women:-
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security..!!
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff..!!
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear..!!
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully..!!
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag"..!!
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them..!!
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you..!!

Mr. Cleaner you cleaned it bro

**devils_friend** · 07-04-2014, 02:50 PM

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Salary day special:

9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msg received... salary credited to ur a/c

Me:yipeeee..

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Home EMI auto debited..

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Car loan EMI auto debited..

9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..

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Phone bill auto debited..

9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..

9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..

9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..

9.08 : *beep beep*
Pls maintain minimum bal

**neelesh4** · 07-04-2014, 05:56 PM

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**krishna77** · 07-04-2014, 07:58 PM

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Now seriously LOL!

**nadz11.ns** · 07-05-2014, 10:10 PM

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Reality

Aur bano aashiq

**psr** · 07-06-2014, 12:39 PM

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**krishna77** · 07-06-2014, 02:35 PM

**ryan.virgo** · 07-06-2014, 06:21 PM

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**devils_friend** · 07-06-2014, 09:41 PM

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Zuckerberg is the only person on this planet jiski mummy bolti hogi "Beta facebook aur whatsapp pe dhyaan do"

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