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**Divya Sharan** · 03-24-2014, 01:48 PM

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Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui...
Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii............................
uss raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola....
."Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karu.. .
Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:.

Adle hafte dammu tatmir tale.....".😎😎😀😛😛

MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha.
😤Bus dekh liya whats app ka natija
Ab ja dammu tatmir.

Tapatalk'd from my stupid phone!

**devils_friend** · 03-24-2014, 04:41 PM

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Just heard that Ang Lee-director of movie 'Life Of Pi' is planning 3 Movies in India:

In 1st Movie Casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan for his new movie 'Life of Rai'

Second - Casting Shiny Ahuja for 'Life of Bai'

Third - Casting Sunny Leone for 'Life on Char Pai'

**HyperRetard** · 03-24-2014, 04:55 PM

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Maybe he should make a fourth one dedicated to all our politicians named "**** off and Die"

**Deathmate.Zed** · 03-24-2014, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post

Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui...
Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii............................
uss raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola....
."Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karu.. .
Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:.

Adle hafte dammu tatmir tale.....".

MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha.
Bus dekh liya whats app ka natija
Ab ja dammu tatmir.

Tapatalk'd from my stupid phone!

Or else atleast should have used the voice messaging avail on whatsapp now

Woohoo Tapatalk works on Divya's phone

No offence buddy

liked ur new tapatalk signature

**Cleaner** · 03-24-2014, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post

Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui...
Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii............................
uss raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola....
."Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karu.. .
Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:.

Adle hafte dammu tatmir tale.....".

MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha.
Bus dekh liya whats app ka natija
Ab ja dammu tatmir.

Tapatalk'd from my stupid phone!

Man making fun of the handicapped should be against the forum rules, deep inside all handicapped people are handy and capable.

**muztariq** · 03-24-2014, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

Man making fun of the handicapped should be against the forum rules, deep inside all handicapped people are handy and capable.

Making fun of Alok nath, Rajnikanth, Rahul Gandhi, AK, All Sardars etc etc is discounted? We should respect their age if nothing else.. LOL

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**Cleaner** · 03-24-2014, 10:25 PM

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**Divya Sharan** · 03-24-2014, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

Man making fun of the handicapped should be against the forum rules, deep inside all handicapped people are handy and capable.

Trust me, I expected a similar reply from you while posting. Anyways, it was no way making fun of handicapped people. I work with 3 such people in my team at office and I know how able they are!
But if you cannot differentiate between plain; non hurting humor and try to nitpick everywhere, then I cannot do anything but say I'm sorry if that hurt, I didn't mean any offence!

**Cleaner** · 03-24-2014, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post

Trust me, I expected a similar reply from you while posting. Anyways, it was no way making fun of handicapped people. I work with 3 such people in my team at office and I know how able they are!
But if you cannot differentiate between plain; non hurting humor and try to nitpick everywhere, then I cannot do anything but say I'm sorry if that hurt, I didn't mean any offence!

I say, go ahead, make fun of everyone. People actually do not appreciate hard work, instead just likes to point things out.

Actually it's not about your post, in xBhp there seem to be a bias against disabled people, IIRC I got into an argument a few months ago with a moderator (then just a normal poster) about a disability joke in this very same thread. It's okay though, people don't properly understand others situation until they experience it themselves.

Too much of serious crap, here is a Hitler Goldfish, your argument is invalid.

**shadowgun** · 03-24-2014, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

I say, go ahead, make fun of everyone. People actually do not appreciate hard work, instead just likes to point things out.

Actually it's not about your post, in xBhp there seem to be a bias against disabled people, IIRC I got into an argument a few months ago with a moderator (then just a normal poster) about a disability joke in this very same thread. It's okay though, people don't properly understand others situation until they experience it themselves

Mind yourself and praise God that you didn't had to struggle with basic activities required in life. Making fun of disabled. ..? Try having a leg,eye or a arm strapped to dysfunctional and see how well you can manage daily activities.
Just trying to implement a idea of respecting person's with disabilities,not making fun of What God deprived them of.
Does anyone here makes fun of your boasts about owning different bikes, or your stories that relates to any incident discussed upon xbhp, that you make...??
Sorry if you find it rude from my side but having a special brother, I know what difficulties life throws at people who aren't normal.
How will you feel if I post a joke on north east people here in xbhp. ..?
Jokes are to make ALL people happy,but not by abusing a special section.

Take this in positive way and keep a special view about special persons from next time.

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Just a Random thought Typed via Google speech voice.

**Cleaner** · 03-24-2014, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by shadowgun View Post

Mind yourself and praise God that you didn't had to struggle with basic activities required in life. Making fun of disabled. ..? Try having a leg,eye or a arm strapped to dysfunctional and see how well you can manage daily activities.
Just trying to implement a idea of respecting person's with disabilities,not making fun of What God deprived them of.
Does anyone here makes fun of your boasts about owning different bikes, or your stories that relates to any incident discussed upon xbhp, that you make...??
Sorry if you find it rude from my side but having a special brother, I know what difficulties life throws at people who aren't normal.
How will you feel if I post a joke on north east people here in xbhp. ..?
Jokes are to make ALL people happy,but not by abusing a special section.

Take this in positive way and keep a special view about special persons from next time.

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Just a Random thought Typed via Google speech voice.

Goddammit Anuj_Gupta, are you seriously autistic just like me? I'm not normal either, I have a curved spine, knees which need surgery, I walk with a limp and due to my kyphosis and abnormal gait, people make fun of me all the time.

That is the reason I boast about things here, this place is like an escape for me, here people like me a lot I assume. I just wish I was normal and had the ability to understand other people.

If you read my posts carefully, you'd see that I'm actually in support of disabled people and [MENTION=47074]Divya[/MENTION]_Sharon is mocking me for it. I got fed up so told him to do whatever he wanted.
Next time read the thread before you type or speak with that fancy Google thing or whatever.

**Divya Sharan** · 03-24-2014, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

I'm actually in support of disabled people and @Divya_Sharon is mocking me for it.

BTW, you got my name wrong!
Anyways, back to what this thread is all about.
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

**Cleaner** · 03-25-2014, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post

BTW, you got my name wrong!

Ah, your name remind me of Ragini MMS 2 and I got distracted by, you know,

I'll just leave it here, Sildenafil - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**psr** · 03-25-2014, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

I say, go ahead, make fun of everyone. People actually do not appreciate hard work, instead just likes to point things out.

Actually it's not about your post, in xBhp there seem to be a bias against disabled people, IIRC I got into an argument a few months ago with a moderator (then just a normal poster) about a disability joke in this very same thread. It's okay though, people don't properly understand others situation until they experience it themselves.

I had made a post ,of the Youngsters of To-day sitting before computers and getting back ache...and you immediately concluded that I was posting about your issue. I had replied at length through PM to you and explained in detail.....and here you are saying you got into an argument with a Moderator, " then just a normal poster" !..
I explained to you then and will do for the last time....If you do not believe and have confidence in yourself, nobody else can help you.

If you are focused only on your disability,AND NOT ON YOUR ABILITIES, and think that the world is also doing the same, then no one can help you .

STOP HAVING SELF PITY ,and focus on enhancing your abilities ....

THERE IS LIFE BEYOND ALL THIS...

**Divya Sharan** · 03-25-2014, 03:38 PM

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Ah, the thread is tense. Let's drop the anxiety here guys.

Cross posting forums, but trust me this is very funny.
(Mods may delete it if it flouts rules)

Which car should i buy ? - Team-BHP

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