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Husband: Now second person helmet compulsory rule has been applied in bangalore.

Wife: Next weekend we have to buy helmets for all my matching dresses.

Husband sold his bike... 😂

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Point 5 is murder of maths too

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If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return policy no questions asked.

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The Great Mathematician Aryabhatta once asked his wife,
"Will you let me enjoy drinks with my friend over the weekend, every month?"

Wife : What is the "Probability" of me saying "Yes" as per your calculation.

That is when Aryabhatta discovered "ZERO"

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Two gay men Steve and Bill were on a plane.
"Dude, what if we had sex?" asks Steve.
"You crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..."
"Man, nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"
Steve stands up and asks loudly:
"Could I have a pencil, please?"
Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc.
"They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Bill.
So Steve and Bill have wild sex on the plane.
Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.
"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"
"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a pencil and he got ****ed in the A$$..."

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I didnt know Michelin built bikes.

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Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went
abroad
for higher education
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What's the best example of "once in a
lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛
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A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...

A man next to him said,
"Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"

The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!


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Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me...you...and principal ...
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Digital India effect...

The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style.

Doctor.. since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach.
If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doc can u pls disconnect the offer!! 😳🙊😀😜

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India's condition today

Assam:-Give me some sunshine.

Maharashtra:-Give me some rain.

Kejriwal:-Give me another chance.

Rahul gandhi:- I wanna grow up once again.

Modi: Na na na na.

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Another rajni one

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Excellent quote on a married man's T shirt " I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she is giving me lately"

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Made it this morning [emoji23]

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Wife to Husband...

Will you take me out for dinner in the evening....?

Your options are...

A) YES...

B ) A

C) B

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Iron Man???

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to extend

Will you take me out for dinner in the evening....? Your options are...

A) YES...
B ) A
C) B
.
.
.
n^th) (n-1)^th option

Why can't you make a decision from infinite choices? STUPID!