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  • #4981
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    Height of Indianism

    What is Generation Gap?
    Father walks 20 mins to save 20 rupees, Son spends 20 rupees to save 20 mins

    Cultural Gap?
    If power goes in Japan, they check the Fuse box
    In India, "Oye, the power is gone in the next house too...I guess we are ok".

    Sister to Brother;
    What are you going to gift grand ma on her 80th b'day?
    Brother : I am going to give her a football
    Sister: Are you mad, she is 80, how can she play
    Brother: I was 15 when she gifted me a Bhagavad gita
    R15S - Current
    Honda Dio - Current
    TNT 600i - Sold
    Classic 500 - Sold
    Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
    Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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    • #4982
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      Alia Bhatt: Hey Celina Jaitley, nice budget by your father.

      Celina Jaitley: Thanks Alia Bhatt. Had your grandfather not discovered zero, this budget would not have been possible.
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • #4983
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        I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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        • #4984
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          Very Touching story:

          "Husband forgot to wish his Wife on her birthday. He came home late at night from the office .....

          His wife said: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days?

          He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!''

          Monday passed & he didn't see her. 😌

          Tuesday he didnt see her😔

          & wednesday passed too
          😞


























          On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye... 😜
          This is not just a means of Transportation. Its a vital life component!!

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          • #4985
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            Lol [emoji13]

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            • #4986
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              Wife: How much do you love me?
              Husband: I love you so much, i cannot mesaure and say
              Wife: Wow, that very romantic, please tell me
              Husband: Ok, I am like a mobile phone and you are my sim card, I am nothing without you
              Wife: You do really love me !!!!!!

              Husband: Thank god, she does not that I am a China mobile with 3 sim cards

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              Husband: I love you so much darling, I missed you a lot.
              Wife: Is that you talking or the whiskey making you talk
              Husband: Actaully, I am talking to the whiskey
              R15S - Current
              Honda Dio - Current
              TNT 600i - Sold
              Classic 500 - Sold
              Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
              Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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              • #4987
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                Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them!
                A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                My Ride To Sunderbans -                 Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                • #4988
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                  Originally posted by krishna77 View Post
                  Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them!
                  +1

                  Sent from my GT-N7000 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                  • #4989
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                    Inertia----

                    ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

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                    • #4990
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                      Sent from a phone that is Smart!!
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #4991
                        R15S - Current
                        Honda Dio - Current
                        TNT 600i - Sold
                        Classic 500 - Sold
                        Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                        Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                        • #4992
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                          Sent from a phone that is Smart!!
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          • #4993
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                            I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity.
                            A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                            Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                            My Ride To Sunderbans -                             Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                            Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                            • #4994
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                              I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."

                              So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

                              Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"

                              I said, " Rs.30000, and it's yours."
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • #4995
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                                How to Keep Busy When Retired...

                                Working people frequently ask us, as a retired couple, what we do to make our days interesting.

                                Well, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about five minutes.

                                When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on sir, how about giving a pensioner a break?'

                                He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a fascist bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a total pillock. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. We continued to call him every name under the sun, and he just kept writingthose tickets...

                                This went on for about 20 minutes, and then our bus arrived.

                                There's always something fun to do as a pensioner...
                                Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                                A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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