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This Guy's an Engg. student
The difference
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They said 100% placement while joining in the college.And got placed .. YAHOOOO
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Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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The most expensive street legal 'drug'
And they are real hard drugs
Be addicted:thumbup:Attached FilesLast edited by simao; 12-18-2013, 12:34 AM.Comment
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Ride safe
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[MENTION=49917]bbsrailfan[/MENTION]. Good one. The weapon shown is a 75 mm recoilless antitank rifle, not a 3 inch cannon. And yes, it was an actual weapon. Our Army had the 106mm and 57mm, now phased out. The famous Carl Gustav 84 mm is still around. My personal favourite was the 106mm. Couldn't hear anything for three days after firing it hehe.Originally posted by bbsrailfan View Post
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Hi
My Wedding date is fixed.
26th January 2014 ....
Sarvodaya Hall, Shavaji Park,
Dadar west, Mumbai at 4:30 pm followed by reception from 7:30 pm onwards ...
I will send invites later....
Please come, ur presence is needed ..
No gifts no presents only ur presence and well wishes ...
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Aise bolke Chintu ki GF chintu ko chor ke Chali gayee...
Jaane do usko .
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Anna Hazare Ko dekh kr 6 saal ka Bachha bola "Koi inhe rok lo! Nahi to meri History me ek chapter aur add ho jyega. Bawal ye kar Ke jayenge sawal humse puche jayenge"The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well", answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"
The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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Wait a minute... Are you on Indiansforguns.com forum too? I'd like to see that antitank rifle in action.Originally posted by icemang View Post
Sometimes it's all about me, myself and my ride; popping wheelies lidless, flying high on the stairs, considering the highway a racetrack and traffic as opponent and most importantly missing special(s) every time I lean...wait...not a girl ... A Pirelli instead
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!
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Cheers!!!
Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride
10 years into riding :D
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Flying Tiger Motorcycles’ two stroke smoke puts you in the powerband | MotovoreI am back!
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