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    Explaining Marketing & Economy Concepts in simple terms...

    1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

    - That's Direct Marketing.

    2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him!"
    - That's Advertising.

    3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"
    - That's Brand Recognition.

    4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    - That's Customer Feedback.

    5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
    - That's Demand and Supply Gap.

    6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives.
    - That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post
      Poor girls !!!!
      True Story bro!!

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      BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
      Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
      YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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        Ok, here's my first LOL

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        P.S. WTF IT? is a page on Facebook named "What The Fun is this?"
        -Valkyrie

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          the Ultimate truth


          Ride safe and have fun.
          Regards
          Nadeem

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            Regular FB posts

            Saying "Love you too" after your spouse says "I love you" has become as customary as saying "Jai Mata Di" after someone says "Zor se bolo"

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              Incredible india
              "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
              "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
              "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                Heart Touching Story (Must Read)
                Aik ladki roz jab college se ghar ati to aik ladke ko apne ghar k bahar khada dekhti..

                Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet gaya aur wo ladka roz us ko apne ghar k samne nazar ata..

                Wo kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup chaap kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi apne mobile phone ko dekhta..

                Ladki ko yaqeen hone laga k ladka usko chahta hai..

                Aik din ladki ne himmat kar k us k pas ja k poch lia k tum roz aisay mere ghar k bahar kyu khade
                hote ho ??

                Ladka ghabra gaya aur foran bola :
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                Maaf karna bahen actually tmhare wifi pe password nahi laga hua hai, isliye wo use karne ata hun....
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                  Heart Touching Story (Must Read)
                  Aik ladki roz jab college se ghar ati to aik ladke ko apne ghar k bahar khada dekhti..

                  Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet gaya aur wo ladka roz us ko apne ghar k samne nazar ata..

                  Wo kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup chaap kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi apne mobile phone ko dekhta..

                  Ladki ko yaqeen hone laga k ladka usko chahta hai..

                  Aik din ladki ne himmat kar k us k pas ja k poch lia k tum roz aisay mere ghar k bahar kyu khade
                  hote ho ??

                  Ladka ghabra gaya aur foran bola :
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                  .
                  .
                  .
                  .
                  Maaf karna bahen actually tmhare wifi pe password nahi laga hua hai, isliye wo use karne ata hun....
                  Super Hilarious.....
                  KTM RC390 - Current
                  Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                  Hero Hunk - Sold
                  An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


                  Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                  Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                  Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
                  Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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                    the faces of boys in engg college when a girl passes through their class
                    dirty minds

                    Ride safe and have fun.
                    Regards
                    Nadeem

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                      Originally posted by itsmevini123 View Post
                      Super Hilarious.....


                      Girl- bahut besharam ho tum...

                      Boy- bachpan se aisa hi hu ...main to paida bhi nanga hi hua tha....
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        Its very sad that politicians are not single percent aware of common man's problem nor want to do anything, apart from from they even cant control their words, very sad....
                        KTM RC390 - Current
                        Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                        Hero Hunk - Sold
                        An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


                        Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                        Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                        Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
                        Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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                          True story


                          Ride safe and have fun.
                          Regards
                          Nadeem

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                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              Ideas !!!

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                                I love this reply...
                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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