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  • #3871
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
    LOL. Just tell me which one is your girlfriend.
    Ek dum sahi sawal.
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    • #3872
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
      LOL. Just tell me which one is your girlfriend.
      We all know who is man's best friend and if you look at the picture, you can clearly see the remains of his family jewels. I said girlfriend, not boyfriend lol
      I am back!

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      • #3873
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
        We all know who is man's best friend and if you look at the picture, you can clearly see the remains of his family jewels. I said girlfriend, not boyfriend lol
        Your best friend is giving you competition then.
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          • #3875
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
            Your best friend is giving you competition then.
            It's good to see him working towards earning his one way ticket to a neighboring state, guess which one

            I am back!

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            • #3876
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              New notification on wedding cards:

              "Pls dont put pre 2005 notes in gift envelope"
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #3877
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

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                Cheers!!!
                Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                10 years into riding :D
                 Live2Race. . .

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                • #3878
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Pulsar 220 Superhero Caught In Argentina | MotorBeam – Indian Car Bike News & Reviews
                  I am back!

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                  • #3879
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Just In
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                    Pure passion for biking and cubes

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                    • #3880
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      What's wrong in the above picture? That phrase just cuts to the chase without all that formal crap, as long as it conveys the appropriate meaning, I'm okay with it
                      I am back!

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                      • #3881
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a "RANI",
                        
                        Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh "LAXMI" kehlati hai, 💴💶

                        Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte "BAI" ban jaati hai. 

                        Is tarah Ladkiya "RANI-LAXMI-BAI" ban jati hai.
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #3882
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                          Yup!! :P :P
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                          • #3883
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Rain Coat:

                            A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

                            One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

                            "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

                            "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

                            "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

                            So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

                            Being without clothes, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

                            After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

                            "Do you always run in the uncovered?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

                            Another runner moved alongside him. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

                            "Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

                            Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, " Do you always wear a condom when you run? "

                            "Nope......... Just when it's raining".
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                            • #3884
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                              Our police should see this and only then they will realize this bike is better for policing than Bullets.
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                              • #3885
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
                                Our police should see this and only then they will realize this bike is better for policing than Bullets.
                                Well, looks like they realized it earlier, Newzstreet Noida: Cops to get 40 hi-speed bikes to keep a vigil on city roads

                                cops will receive 40 Bajaj Pulsar 220 bikes costing Rs. 1.25 lakh each
                                P220 cost them 1.25 lakh back in 2012
                                I am back!

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