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Question from an innocent husband...

One morning my Wife & I were having breakfast together when she said to me, "You know the neighbor lady told me she and her husband have sex every day. Why can't you do that?"

Flipping the TV channels through the remote, I replied, "Because, I hardly know the woman"

Ever since then something is wrong at home, don't know what. I'm still wondering what went wrong?

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Did it really happen to you?

Cheers!
VJ

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Not stopping at lights , or intersections is dangerous......

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Google Nigeria

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Girls watching "TITANIC"


"awww! So romantic yaar"
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Boys watching "TITANIC"


"abe vo "PAINTING" vali scene dubara laga"

Cheers!
VJ

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hahahah ....

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I know I have many seniors on the forum who are married

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One night, a police officer was stalking out a
particularly rowdy biker bar for possible
violations of the driving-under-the-influence
laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers
stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, try his
keys on five different bikes before he found his.
Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several
minutes, looking as if he might pass out right
there. Everyone left the bar and rode off.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull
away. The police officer was waiting for him. He
stopped the biker, read him his rights and
administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer
demanded to know how that could be. The biker
replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

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Pretty close



Cheers!
VJ

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For all those who love their M-I-L

LAWYER to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?”
Son-in-law: “Take no chances ? order all three.”
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A BIG-GAME hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a tree with a snarling lion facing her.
The wife said: “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”
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FIRST man: “My mother-in-law is an angel.” Second man: “You’re lucky fella, mine’s still alive.”
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FIRST man: “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.”
Another asked: “Did you put it to sleep?”
The first replied: “No, I had its teeth sharpened.”
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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him “there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us.”
The husband said, “who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?”
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We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappage scheme is great!
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Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this?The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?” He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!” So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?”

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