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Cheers!
VJ
Cheers!
VJ
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Story of a relieved Husband ................
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. The man is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years
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Source: Funny Golf Funeral Joke | Funny Joke Pictures
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Pranav
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“How many cigars do you smoke a day?”
“About ten.”
“What do they cost you?”
“7 rupees a piece.”
“My, that’s 70 rupees a day. How long have you been smoking?”
“Thirty years.”
“70 rupees a day for thirty years is a lot of money.”
“Yes, it is.”
“Do you see that office building on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“If you had never smoked in your life you might own that fine building.”
“Do you smoke?”
“No, never did.”
“Do you own that building?”
“No.”
"Then #Q$%@#$%#"
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The kid definitely knows wht he is doing!!
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:banghead:
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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***** please....
BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
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sincerely looking at the pattern we have
Warm Regards,
Pranav
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Fcukin awesome.
How to Light a Fire With a Harley Davidson.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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Harry was a married but unhappy man who wanted to learn the art of turning on his wife through romance and so reached to a love-guru to learn the art.
The Guru started his counseling session with an example that followed a marking system in positive and negative marks (as below):
Guru says if your Wife Asks: Do I look Fat ? what will you say ? .............
Harry said: Ummm ......... darling
to which the Guru interrupted saying: Remember this is a sensitive ques, you have already scored a (-5) marks here and then you have said "Ummmmm....." and hesitated which gives you further (-10) marks
Harry: ok then should I say "Darling where ?"
Guru: You get further (-35) marks
Harry: What else should I say then ????
Guru: Anything you say will fetch you further (-30) marks
Harry: Hell ....... what do I do then ??
Guru: Actually Sir, you came here with an impossible target to deal with 
Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
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Way too awesome!Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View PostFcukin awesome.
How to Light a Fire With a Harley Davidson.
Cheers!
VJ
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An old joke, but it always gives me never ending excitement reading it everytime; it turns out to be more of cruel pleasure to me than a joke...
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named'
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
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^^ Good one Aargee. This is classical example of "Driving home the point"..
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A New Look at a New Launch......meant only for fun ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayHRdvGNMvw
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I find Your part of conversation to be more hilarious than of the mechanicOriginally posted by aargee View Post
, for the amount of knowledge of the mechanic what he is saying is right.
Lots of people find carb to be more convenient to work with, there are lots of options with carb than with Fi. Everything is manually controlled unlike
electronically controlled with FI. Buying a ZMR and modifying it like RTR is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Why would someone buy one bike
and modify like another bike, instead go for the other bike itself. People modify an Indian bike like a superbike and it could be justified to an extent.
Even I personally feel ZMA(carb) to be more attractive that the latter as ZMA has classic looks and ZMR though is a very good bike I feel that if it would
have had a monoshock and an exposed chain it would have been great. No offense to ZMR owners.
PS: No signature for sometime: whoa... That's a great signature there bro. LolComment
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