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    Pranav


    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

    Spot me covered in:
    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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      Warning:





























      16 I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.













      23 I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.









      28 When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.



      30 I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their Mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass I can see old ladies on the phone. Theyve already dialed 9-1- and are just waiting for me to do something wrong.

      31 I worked some gigs in the Deep South Alabama .You talk about Darwins waiting room. There are guys in Alabama who are their own father.

      32 In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you receive a penalty; in baseball you make an error. In football the specialist comes in to kick; in baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

      33 I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty six hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours.



      35 At the airport they asked me if anybody I didnt know gave me anything. Even the people I know dont give me anything.

      36 I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and Im thinking, okay, heres a gal whos capable of making a decision shell regret in the future.

      37 If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

      38 I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

      39 This greasy spoon restaurant was so bad, on the menu there were even flies in the pictures.





      42 I was thrown out of NYU. On my metaphysics final, they caught me cheating. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.







      46 Contrary to what most people would say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. Its a shark riding on an elephants back, just trampling and eating everything they see.





      49 Animals may be our friends. But they wont pick you up at the airport.




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        Winners never quit ~ Quitters never win
        | APACHE RTR FI 2009 - 2013 |

        Karizma ZMR 2013


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          Amjad Khan must be turning over in his grave on seeing this:




          1. Ab pata chala ki puraani filmon me sabhi chor, uchchakke, goonde, badmaash aur smuggleron ka naam ROBERT kyun hota tha!

          2. When you convert Rs.50 lakhs into Rs.50 crores, you are called Vadra. When you do the opposite, you are called Mallya. The difference is in chasing the right woman!


          3. Someone just told me that the 'T' in ROBERT (VADRA) should now be silent!

          4. Dialogue of last century - Mere paas MAA hai by Shashi Kapoor;

          Dialogue of this century - Mere paas SAASU MAA hai by Robert Vadra!
          The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
          Socrates, BC 470

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            Hilarious.....

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            KTM RC390 - Current
            Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
            Hero Hunk - Sold
            An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


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              Shiv taking a look at Uttarakhand. Man he isn't impressed.


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              VJ
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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                Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

                My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits night and day.

                My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gosh, I miss him!

                My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.

                My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

                Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and some mornings I just let her sleep.

                The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

                They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

                When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

                Wife says, "Honey, I've had enough of worse; let's try better for a while!"


                The three stages of sex in marriage: tri-weekly; ....try-weekly; ......try-weakly



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                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  I fail to remember if I had shared this one before but still it's worth sharing again

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                  Pranav


                  Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                  Spot me covered in:
                  Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                  Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                    BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                    Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                    YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                      Ek ladke ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 5,000 cash. . .ek Credit Card aur Nilkanth Patil ke naam ka ID mila hai...
                      Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???
                      Boy : Nahi,Nahi...Main chahta hu ki Nilkanth Patil ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye...

                      Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2

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                        Splendor - 2k to 2006
                        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                        RayZ - 2015 til now
                        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                        Delhi to Narkanda
                        Delhi to Coimbatore
                        Delhi to Nepal

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                          An aeroplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.

                          "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....." When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers:" Oh my God. OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt....Its burning"

                          A ghostly Silence reigned! He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:
                          "I sincerely apologize for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap...you should see my pants from the front"

                          A passenger replies

                          "Why don't you come here and see Our PANTS FROM BEHIND"!!
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            An extra smart guy trying to pull the leg of an insurance agent asked.
                            Man: do u do Penis insurance also
                            Insurance agent:- Sir,we do Penis Insurance also.
                            Man:-You replace with new one??
                            Agent:-No sir,once it doesnt work,we ensure free service to Your wife.
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                              An aeroplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.

                              "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....." When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers:" Oh my God. OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt....Its burning"

                              A ghostly Silence reigned! He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:
                              "I sincerely apologize for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap...you should see my pants from the front"

                              A passenger replies

                              "Why don't you come here and see Our PANTS FROM BEHIND"!!
                              Oh man that was hilarious....
                              KTM RC390 - Current
                              Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                              Hero Hunk - Sold
                              An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


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                              Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                              Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
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                                The Best Way To Smuggle Drugs Is To Place Them Up A Dog’s Ass.
                                That Way, Even If The Sniffer Dog Suspects Anything,
                                The Officials Will Think It’s Just Horny.

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                                What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions
                                Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car
                                And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry!

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                                There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World.
                                Some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen,
                                Some Have Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen,
                                The Rest Get Married & Wonder What Happened?
                                My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                                Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                                A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                                It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                                and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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