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    At last the thread is alive again thank you guys.

    Cheers

    Mathews

    Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

    Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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      In Computer Heaven:

      The management is from Intel,
      The design and construction is done by Apple,
      The marketing is done by Microsoft,
      IBM provides the support,
      Gateway determines the pricing.


      In Computer Hell:

      The management is from Apple,
      Microsoft does design and construction,
      IBM handles the marketing,
      The support is from Gateway,
      Intel sets the price.
      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

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        Sonu- Monu, Be careful during the next coming days
        Monu - Why dude, what is going to happen
        Sonu - Ganesha Chaturthi is coming, there seems to be shortage of clay soil
        R15S - Current
        Honda Dio - Current
        TNT 600i - Sold
        Classic 500 - Sold
        Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
        Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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          Girl says to mom: Mom, there is a movie shooting in our locality today. Can I go see?
          Mom: No, go inside.
          Girl: But mom, its Imran Hashmi. Please let me go.
          Mom: Oh god in that case go inside and take dadi with you as well, and I'm also coming inside.

          I know its old joke but its a good one.
          Cheers

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            Originally posted by TheArcher84 View Post
            Sonu- Monu, Be careful during the next coming days
            Monu - Why dude, what is going to happen
            Sonu - Ganesha Chaturthi is coming, there seems to be shortage of clay soil
            Didnt get this
            Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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              Originally posted by TheArcher84 View Post
              Sonu- Monu, Be careful during the next coming days
              Monu - Why dude, what is going to happen
              Sonu - Ganesha Chaturthi is coming, there seems to be shortage of clay soil
              LoL.. bwahahahahahaha.. hilarious.. [emoji3] tell me the truth.. did you think of this on your own??

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              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by TheArcher84 View Post
                Sonu- Monu, Be careful during the next coming days
                Monu - Why dude, what is going to happen
                Sonu - Ganesha Chaturthi is coming, there seems to be shortage of clay soil

                I don't get it 😶

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                  Originally posted by Abishek94 View Post
                  When you don't get to ride a superbike, you ride a superbull
                  [ATTACH=CONFIG]160667[/ATTACH]

                  The guy on the left is a friend/classmate and a fellow xbhp'ian. He is yet to open his account on xbhp though

                  Is that the new model "Bullet"? LOL

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                    Originally posted by Balgi View Post
                    I don't get it 
                    Really ?... its just to mention that the other guy has clay as his brain and they are hunting for more clay soil ...
                    a dumb one though..but I liked it

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                    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                    LoL.. bwahahahahahaha.. hilarious.. [emoji3] tell me the truth.. did you think of this on your own??

                    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk
                    It was my nephew who told me this.
                    R15S - Current
                    Honda Dio - Current
                    TNT 600i - Sold
                    Classic 500 - Sold
                    Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                    Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by TheArcher84 View Post
                      Really ?... its just to mention that the other guy has clay as his brain and they are hunting for more clay soil ...
                      a dumb one though..but I liked it

                      Oh..... LOL hahaha

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                        Son: Mom, who is that guy who comes to our house very late in the night after I had slept
                        Mom: That's your dad. he works in night shift
                        Son: Is he not suppose to work in the day ? Working in the nights cause accidents to happen
                        Mom: That's correct son, We are all here because accident happened during the night.
                        Last edited by TheArcher84; 10-24-2014, 09:05 PM.
                        R15S - Current
                        Honda Dio - Current
                        TNT 600i - Sold
                        Classic 500 - Sold
                        Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                        Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by TheArcher84 View Post
                          Really ?... its just to mention that the other guy has clay as his brain and they are hunting for more clay soil ...
                          a dumb one though..but I liked it

                          ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----



                          It was my nephew who told me this.
                          My second guess seems correct. I mean, it must have been a kid who said this as these cute jokes are discussed between kids..

                          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by Balgi View Post
                            Is that the new model "Bullet"? LOL

                            That's the new litre class bullet with an I4 configuration :P

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                              Husband & wife went a trip to jerusalem..Unexpectedly wife died there..

                              Priest: Sending her body to your home would cost $10000..But If u bury her in this holy city. it would cost only $100.
                              Man: I’ll take her body to my country.
                              Priest: Why the costly option?
                              Man : Jesus was buried here and came alive on the 3rd day.. I’ll never take that risk

                              Got this as an SMS long time ago.
                              R15S - Current
                              Honda Dio - Current
                              TNT 600i - Sold
                              Classic 500 - Sold
                              Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                              Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                                Originally posted by Abishek94 View Post
                                That's the new litre class bullet with an I4 configuration :P

                                Do you mean Royal Enfield MOOtercycle? LOL

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