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Yup.- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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[emoji3]- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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A software engineer's morning prayer:-
Our Hard Drive
Which art internal
Volume C by name;
Thy code be clean,
Thy fonts be seen
On screen as they are on paper.
Give us this day our documents,
And lead us not into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
For thine is the SCSI,
And the EISA, and the NuBus,
Forever and Ever,
Amen.
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A man,early in the morning,doing push-ups in a park
Drunk Santa passes by, laughs & says - "sorry to tell u buddy but the lady under you, has left"
I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.Comment
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[emoji1305]- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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[emoji12]- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi are starting an ashram south of London.
It’s called..
"The Art of Leaving". [emoji41]- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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[emoji3][emoji3][emoji1305]- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"
His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."
Little Johnny replies, "So what are you gonna do -- screw him?"
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A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I`d like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. "Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the feeble old man.... "But it's startin' to twitch."I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.Comment
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[emoji41]- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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[emoji3][emoji3]- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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!!- When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it! -Comment
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