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Employee: Boss, from tomorrow onwards, I will go home at 7 pm daily.

Boss: why, what happened ?

Emp: Salary is not sufficient for me. I want to pull rickshaw at night. I have to support my family.

Boss: Ok then, but if you feel hungry in the night, come to old bridge. I sell bread omelette there...

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All pics copyright Ajay Jain

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Exactly my state of Mind

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Most of us actually!

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With no malice intended towards any corporate buddies here [emoji4]:

One day, the king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the king and the queen went fishing.

On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once! In just a short time. I expect a huge rain storm."

The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional.

Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So the king continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain left the King and Queen totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist. Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman bowed low and said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey.*If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So the king hired the donkey.

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions.

The practice is unbroken to this date.

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Definitely the case...

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Every time I open the news the section of Xbhp, I hope to see, CONFIRMED: YAMAHA TO LAUNCH THE R6 IN INDIA @ 5.5 LAKHS EX-SHOWROOM BY END OF THIS YEAR.

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First love!

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Might work..

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"Don't kill yourself over a job that will replace you within a week if you died. Take care of yourself." Jet Li

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Right [emoji1316]

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Biker's dilemma..



When poor English can make a horrible Road Sign

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Quite familiar a condition