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    For those who ride a bicycle and want to get a feel of motorcycle watch this..Dont know if anyone has heard about this
    Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System (Ages 6+) - YouTube

    youtube link:
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1...ZF550FWAzfYRlw

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      Originally posted by Anurag_ View Post

      Day by Day people on planet are turning weird

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      I've three friend named Anal. It is a common male name here, it is also the name of a tribe from Nagaland.
      I am back!

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        Some originals from Children...

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        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          Originally posted by psr View Post
          Some originals from Children...
          We miss your posts Sir. Please do visit often as it is your good will that was the seed for this entire post.

          Cheers

          Mathews

          Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

          Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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            The female brain works on a different tangent than male.

            Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

            I told her, “Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive. I’d much rather die!”

            My wife got up from the sofa with a real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin & vodka and the beer from the fridge…

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              This one is truly dedicated to our traveler's community -

              One man had a 350cc Royal Enfield bullet motorcycle...
              he was unable to talk to his girl friend while riding on it "coz of the sound......
              He was fed up and sold his bullet n bought a 100cc bike......
              He then got married to the same girl and now an year later .....................
              he has a 500cc Royal Enfield bullet...

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                "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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                  Those saddle bags!!! <3

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                    Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
                    We miss your posts Sir. Please do visit often as it is your good will that was the seed for this entire post.

                    Cheers

                    Mathews
                    Thanks for the compliment.....I do visit the thread now and then, but the obscene , and sick sense of humor shown by some members puts me off and makes me wonder IS THIS WHAT I STARTED THE THREAD FOR ? .
                    Last edited by psr; 09-05-2014, 10:21 AM.
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      Originally posted by psr View Post
                      Thanks for the compliment.....I do visit the thread now and then, but the obscene , and sick sense of humor shown by some members puts me off and makes me wonder IS THIS WHAT I STARTED THE THREAD FOR ? .
                      There will always be trouble makers in the world and our beautiful forum is no exception. That is the reason our moderators play a very vital role. If one or two warnings are not enough for that person to change himself then by all means ban him or her. This is a beautiful community that we bikes daily live in and if some one is not willing to abide by the rules then they must be removed. This particular thread has always been a stress relieving factor for most of our members and we do not want it to be in such a pathetic condition. Due to some mischievous element the entire community should not suffer. Please help us.

                      Cheers

                      Mathews

                      Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                      Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Mr.Mathews I am aware of the point you had mentioned, which is why the thread is still up and I repeatedly appeal to keep the thread in good humor .....Change should come from within and I hope Adults behave with responsibility ....

                        Let us continue with some fun quotes....

                        It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
                        Thomas Sowell


                        Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
                        Joey Adams



                        If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
                        Logan Pearsall Smith


                        Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
                        H. L. Mencken


                        TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
                        Frank Lloyd Wright


                        I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings

                        My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

                        Jimmy Durant



                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          Nothing hilarious but a true fact

                          Mother, the first teacher for each child.

                          To all lovely moms "HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY"
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            This is iconic:

                            Chetan Bhagat's tweet on Manmohan Singh:"I know a PhD who remains absolutely silent when the country needs his ideas and reforms the most.


                            "A re-tweet by a random teenager:

                            " I know an IITian who writes self-flaunting,affair-obsessed, stupid desi novels instead of contributing to his country's engineering innovations."

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                              Nailed it!!!

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                                They took first two and last two letters of WILDLIFE and invented "WIFE"
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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