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Quote Of the day:

Life will give you Sonam Kapoor only. To convert her into Ayesha Takia is your responsibility !!"

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When you do the "up " grade you loose reliability,and there is good chance of ending up with Politician type(making a mountain out of a Mole hill)

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^^ Sir, throw some light - [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION]

Meanwhile check this out -

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Upgrading is like being with the latest technology and trend

Cheerz!!

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Yenna Rascala.



Cheers!
VJ

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Stock setup is anyday better than modification. Sonam kapoor or Ayesha Takia, accept her the way she is. Both are unique on their own way.
A needle cannot do things what a sword is capable of doing and vice versa.

What PSR sir is trying to say is upgrading to stay with technology and trend is fine but stay away from mods, which would void the warranty and hamper the reliability. ROFL

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Couldn't stop from posting this

I didn't know that girls can be homemade just like choclates

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Know what you're doing, otherwise? Read on...

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...



First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman
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Didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"
Now go above & see the poster again

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An American President wanted to annexe African states to accept products made by US of A..So he decided he should make a visit to the remote villages and impress them with a speech on the great American product quality and range.....
So one fine day he reached Africa ,and with a lot of fanfare and pomp the local Govt., received him...The president was anxious to start his campaign immediately, and the local Govt., staff told him that an afternoon public meeting had been arranged ...
When the President reached the public meeting place, he saw Big Bulls and Cows roaming about the place...
The Govt., staff took him in Car Carefully through the Cattle herd to the Dais....
The President started in earnest to talk about the US products...

President,.." The Products made in US are of the highest quality"

Crowd Cheered loudly .." Oomm Galagala"

President.." We have the best range of products"

Crowd.." Oom Galagala"

President,...Our Coca -Cola is one of the finest product in the world"

Crowd.." Oom Galagala"

President,..." We are wealthy and wear good Clothe made by our great Factories"

Crowd,..." Oom Galagala "

The President was very impressed with himself ,since the crowd kept cheering 'Oom Galagala" for all that he said...

He finished his speech and wanted to move among the Locals,to hear first hand of their opinion of his speech.

the president Proudly inquired how impressive his speech was.....and the locals Govt.,staff walking him through the crowd and shooing away the cattle said..

" Mr.President your speech was good, but watch your step and don't step on the "Oom Galagala"

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Loved the bus driver giving him a piece of his mind at 1:50.

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Patience is virtue...

Here's a joke once told by Thenkachi Swaminathan

Our hero was ramming a nail into the wall hard with a hammer & it so happened that he missed on the nail & the hammer went straight to his thumb. The thumb immediately started swelling & looked like a minor fracture. Determined to check for a broken bone, he immediately rushed out to the clinic which is not so far from where he lived at the corner of the street.

As he enters he is taken aback by 21 people sitting on a long bench & each of them holding a thermometer right at their mouth. He was perplexed as he knew he couldn't expect a reply from people who're holding the thin gauge to their mouth & started wondering how fever spreads like viral all over the place in no time.

As he was thinking, a nurse in her bright white uniform appeared out of nowhere commanded him to sit on the bench as next patient & put a thermometer to his mouth.

So our man keeps waiting & time passed by 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 1 hour & he was totally frustrated with excruciating pain & was almost done with the clinic & just then he noticed the doctor entering into his cabin.

Immediately the nurse, once again appeared out of no where & started collecting all the thermometers from all the 21 patients & our hero.

Relieved at the sight of doctor & most importantly the thermometer from his mouth, our man started sharing his frustration with the patient ahead of him.

Our hero (OH) : This is damn frustrating to keep waiting indefinitely
Other Patient (OP) : Patience is virtue, we must always stay patience
OH : How can I remain patience? I've broken my thumb & the nurse without a question drops the thermometer into my mouth, does this make any sense? Anyway, what're you here for?
OP : I'm a postman came to deliver the mails to the doctor

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A few classic ones-

An English teacher once yelled at the students -
"Students, why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am here."

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An application for leave-
"Dear sir,

As I am going to sell my land along with my wife at my the native place, kindly request you to leave me.
Thanking you."

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My friend once said, "Aw...Aw... My headache is paining!!!"

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Teacher again says - "Students, please be quiet. The principal is rotating around the classes."

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A student who did not speak much English wanted to impress the teacher one day. She had to walk past the teacher while she was talking to someone. She said, "Excuse me, can I pass away?"

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In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.


After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.


So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."


Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

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HUMANITY
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
FOUR PEOPLE
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.