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ROFL!
Cheers!
VJ
ROFL!
Cheers!
VJ
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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When women get drunk!
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street. Stopping her, they can tell she has had far too much to drink. Instead of taking her to jail, they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser, one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets, they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is 'Your Passionate.' They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm, 'Your Passionate.' The officers were getting a little upset, so they stopped the car and said to the woman, 'Look, we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven't told us where you live.'
She replied I keep trying to tell you: 'Your Passin It!'My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
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It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.Comment
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G1
Sent from my GT-I9300Comment
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Hahaha, good one.Ride more, browse less.Comment
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body art..!!!!!!
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The lighter bikes.. awesome creativity at its best.. :-)
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Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
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Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?
"Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk."Ride more, browse less.Comment
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7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the...ashram mei
Ek aadmi aaya aur sabse bade sadhu se pucha:
"Baba biwi control nahi hoti, kya karu?"
Sadhu (chote sadhu se):"Ek chatai aur laga BHAI ke liye.Ride more, browse less.Comment
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Women- divided by ego, united by gossips.
Man- divided by women, united by liquor.........
Happy weekend :beer:The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.Comment
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oh teriiii,is that guy is for real?Originally posted by chaosaddict View PostComment
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Few computer cartoons...
Purchase mission
Last edited by petrolhead_chn; 08-25-2013, 09:16 AM.My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.Comment
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MUMBAI AFTER RAIN.....
When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to NepalComment
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Not to favor ladies but, they in fact spend less $$ per minute!Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
Men - $33/6 min = $ 5.5 per min
Ladies - $876/206 min = $ 4.25 per min.
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
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P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0Comment
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